I was in Danville, visiting my grandma and I was viewing e-mails with her. The e-mail was called “20 Ways to Stay Healthy”, only animals did what humans should do. Anyway, I saw this cat brushing its teeth. As usual I busted out laughing, and then she viewed the next picture of a rabbit with its mouth full of carrots. Underneath it said “STAY HEALTHY”, and that drew up some laughs. As we viewed the e-mail, I thought what a lot of people were missing out on. Sometimes, you need to Sharpen the Saw and draw up some laughs. On that day, I sharpened my saw like a pencil.
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Hi Sean. My name is Lola. I am 13. I live in America. Lately, after reading the book ‘the 6 most important decisions you’ll ever make’, I felt like i needed to work on my self confidence. I constantly am worrying about my wieght(though im constantly reminded that im not fat). I think i’ve been doing pretty well, and here is why.
One morning, I wanted some caffine, but i dont like coffee that much. So I got Coke instead. We keep our pop in our kitchen pantry. the lowest shelf in the pantry is about 3 feet high. we keep the pop on the floor. As i bent over to pick up the pop, i noticed it was in the very back corner. So I ducked under the shelf. Grabbing the pop, I attempted to stand up rather quickly. But the shelf apparently, had other plans. I smacked the right side of my head on the shelf, and staggering sideways, I hit the doorknob with the left side of my head. My mom was standing right there. And she started cracking up!!!!! My head was pounding, but in spite of this, I also started laughing. We were both laughing for about two minutes. Untill my brother yelled from the living room(he was watching tv) to ’shut up!!!!!’. did we finally stop. If i hadn’t read your book, I probably would have turned bright red from embarrassment. And fair skin turns red REALLY fast. Lol. all in all, it did give me a splitting headache for about an hour, but I just laugh about it.f22
Alright, so this is a way to get your “lucky number” that i learned when I was at the HOBY world leadership congress during my community service project when we were hanging out during our break
first, you take the age when you first started dating
then, you add those two numbers together
third, you multiply by 9
then you add those numbers together and add 21
last, you subtract the number of people you’ve made out with, and you should have your number
i went to my first concert! (im 14 and it was my first concert ahahah) it was sooooo fun! i love kenny chesney and i had the greatest time. and i though it was so funny because Sugarland sang Irreplaceable! it was soooo good and really kinda funny at the same time.